THE WALKING BILLBOARD

Jenny is like a walking billboard for her favourite brand. She is one of those people who wears her heart on her sleeve—or, rather, her favourite brand’s logo. You can see her sporting their merchandise head-to-toe, rain or shine, summer or winter. The label is plastered all over her house too: the throw pillows, the kitchen utensils, the vases—everything in her home is emblazoned with the company’s logo. But her love for their brand really takes off when she goes grocery shopping. She carefully arranges her cart so there’s no empty room for any brand but theirs. I spotted her buying this brand’s toothpaste, pasta sauce, and even toilet paper! I heard that she named her cat after the brand’s CEO. I kid you not, this girl is all about it! Anyway, she can’t talk about anything these days without somehow blurting out why this company’s sunscreen is a great buy for travelling at the beach. I don’t know whether to applaud her commitment or just laugh at her, but she keeps our little neighbourhood spiced up!