THE OG OF OUR LITTLE FITNESS COMMUNITY

There’s an older guy at the gym in the neighbourhood. They say that he's been hitting the gym since Hector was still a puppy, and that says a lot, given the size of Achilles’s dad. His muscles look as if they could’ve been chiselled from marble. You shudder when you see what those pecs used to be; let alone what those biceps used to be! But aside from the imposing musculature, he has to be the tackiest, most motivated person to ever set foot in a gym. He wears the shortest tanks you have ever seen, stretching across his chest, and let's not forget about his infamous neon-coloured headband—it's like a beacon of '80s nostalgia shining from his forehead!

And where do I even start with the nicknames? He’s known as ‘Iron Grandpa’ because the man is old, but he’s still strong as hell. He’s also ‘Mr. Muscle Memory’, because he’s been coming to the gym longer than any of us were alive, and his body just knows what to do. Or, ‘Swole Senior’ because, come on, just look at those dumbbells. He’s basically the OG of our little community, so we got to shower him with the gift of having these epic monikers, you know? And I bet he secretly loves it—nothing pumps up an old guy’s ego quite like some cool nicknames at the gym.