Day 7 (January 7): The Synergy Myth
Today, I had one of those workdays where I wonder if everyone in the office is speaking the same language—or if they’re just tossing around buzzwords to sound important. It was all about “synergy” and “optimizing processes,” but by the time I hit “send” on my 15th email of the day, I had no idea what any of that actually meant. If synergy means endlessly forwarding emails that could have been solved in a five-minute conversation, then sure, we’ve got plenty of that going on.
Meanwhile, my inbox is overflowing with demands—each one more urgent than the last. You’d think these people were working to cure world hunger instead of, you know, figuring out the best way to get that new marketing report done before the quarterly review. The amount of “urgent” tasks is staggering—my email signature should probably read: “Please leave a message after the beep… but it’s probably not important either.”
At one point, I found myself grinning to myself, because the chaos in the office actually felt oddly familiar. It was almost like working from home, except without the chance to hide behind a pile of laundry or distract myself with my kids’ questions about why I can’t buy them the latest toy every other day.
And yet, despite all the madness, the workday ends, and I’m left with a feeling that maybe it’s not just the office that needs some “synergy”—maybe it’s my entire life. Between Telekom Malaysia’s financial goals, the kids' endless requests for gadgets I’ve never heard of, and the mysterious magic of my wife’s ability to transform a small shopping list into a three-hour event, it’s easy to feel like I’m just keeping my head above water.
But that’s the thing. Maybe it’s okay if nothing ever really feels “synergistic.” Life doesn’t always line up the way it’s supposed to, and maybe that’s the beauty of it. Sure, the workday was full of meetings and discussions that made me want to take a nap on my keyboard, but at the end of the day, I got to walk into a home where the laughter of my kids felt like the most effective "synergy" of all.
At least I know the family’s budget is still on track—even if my work budget is slightly questionable. One day at a time, right? Maybe next week I’ll even manage to find that elusive “work-life balance.” But no promises.